The (Simple and Specific) Rules of the (Ancient and August) Book Club of Shame

Rule 1: The book must be publically mocked or attacked by a respectable number of people.
Rule 2: The book must be available to all members for less than £5.
Rule 3: The reviews must attempt to provide either humour, enlightmentment, or both.
Rule 4: Swearing is both allowed and encouraged, as it is clearly unavoidable.
Rule 5: Personal attacks are not allowed, unless with the agreement of ALL members of BCoS.
Rule 5a: The definition of a "Personal Attack" is that someone OTHER than the author of the novel in question is mentioned by name in a derogatory fashion.

The Golden Rule: These rules may change at any time, subject to the agreement of ALL members of BCoS.