Oh thank you god, this chapter's 10 pages shorter. Hopefully, that means I can burn through writing it up quickly and get back to packing/reading/catching up with the new series of Being Human.
Friday 29 January 2010
Sunday 24 January 2010
Chapter 2 - In Which Evasion Is Attempted
Still haven't found the right skin for this site. Suggestions in the comments for the blog skins in which you'd like to see our reviews. Personally, if I can find one that has an "old library" feel to it, that'd be excellent.
But for now, we delve into Chapter 2: Evasion. And sad news, some evasion is attempted. Which means that at some point in the future... Twilight's going to Switzerland! Probably.
But for now, we delve into Chapter 2: Evasion. And sad news, some evasion is attempted. Which means that at some point in the future... Twilight's going to Switzerland! Probably.
Thursday 21 January 2010
Eclipse, Part One, chs.1-4: Teenage Dirtbags
Stephanie Meyer (whom I shall demean by referring to her henceforth by her initials) may be a genius. and her works the most underrated insights on the trauma of adolesence yet put to page. Or she may be a sad and lonely woman who has never known love and is incapable of adequately describing it. Or both.
Tuesday 19 January 2010
Eclipse Chapter 1 : Ultimatum(?)
Hi! I'm Tom.
Most people who might ever read this are probably friends with me on Facebook, but basically Patrick's explanation below was countered by an actual review. Baby steps at first; I reviewed the Preface.
Here are some highlights from that. If you like these, befriend me on Facebook to read the full review.
Most people who might ever read this are probably friends with me on Facebook, but basically Patrick's explanation below was countered by an actual review. Baby steps at first; I reviewed the Preface.
Here are some highlights from that. If you like these, befriend me on Facebook to read the full review.
Sunday 17 January 2010
Twilight: Eclipse- Scurve's Introduction
Today I went into Waterstone’s and bought the third book of the Twilight series, Eclipse.
Okay, this is going to need context.
The (Simple and Specific) Rules of the (Ancient and August) Book Club of Shame
Rule 1: The book must be publically mocked or attacked by a respectable number of people.
Rule 2: The book must be available to all members for less than £5.
Rule 3: The reviews must attempt to provide either humour, enlightmentment, or both.
Rule 4: Swearing is both allowed and encouraged, as it is clearly unavoidable.
Rule 5: Personal attacks are not allowed, unless with the agreement of ALL members of BCoS.
Rule 5a: The definition of a "Personal Attack" is that someone OTHER than the author of the novel in question is mentioned by name in a derogatory fashion.
The Golden Rule: These rules may change at any time, subject to the agreement of ALL members of BCoS.
Rule 2: The book must be available to all members for less than £5.
Rule 3: The reviews must attempt to provide either humour, enlightmentment, or both.
Rule 4: Swearing is both allowed and encouraged, as it is clearly unavoidable.
Rule 5: Personal attacks are not allowed, unless with the agreement of ALL members of BCoS.
Rule 5a: The definition of a "Personal Attack" is that someone OTHER than the author of the novel in question is mentioned by name in a derogatory fashion.
The Golden Rule: These rules may change at any time, subject to the agreement of ALL members of BCoS.
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