Eclipse Chapter 4 - In Which We Debate the "Naturalness" of Fictional Monsters

This chapter could be anything from tree-hugging to nudity. I fear for my sanity, but I shall of course press on. I have a duty to my non-existent readership. And I want to read Patrick's review. His second Doctor Who review's up, by the way!
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Eclipse, Part One, chs.1-4: Teenage Dirtbags

Stephanie Meyer (whom I shall demean by referring to her henceforth by her initials) may be a genius. and her works the most underrated insights on the trauma of adolesence yet put to page. Or she may be a sad and lonely woman who has never known love and is incapable of adequately describing it. Or both.

Twilight: Eclipse- Scurve's Introduction

Today I went into Waterstone’s and bought the third book of the Twilight series, Eclipse.
Okay, this is going to need context.